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Better Living Through Chemistry

Table of Elements:
C = carbon
Ho = holmium
Co = cobalt
La = lanthanum
Te = tellurium
Put them together and you get: CHoCoLaTe

My Chocolate Bunny

(Suzanne Tillman)

I love you chocolate bunny, dear,
I think I'll nibble on your ear.
And it won't do you any harm,
If I nibble on your arm.

I don't think anyone will know
If I nibble on your toe.
Oh, chocolate bunny, you're so sweet,
I think I'll nibble on your feet.

You're better than an Easter Egg.
I think I'll nibble on your leg.
I love you chocolate bunny so,
Oh no! Where did my bunny go?

Chocolate is a Vegetable

Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.
Beans are vegetables.
Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar BEETS.
Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category.
Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.
To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.
Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

The Only Thing Safe to Eat

Can't eat Beef . . . Mad cow disease
Can't eat chicken . . . bird flu
Can't eat eggs . . . Salmonella
Can't eat pork . . . fears that bird flu will infect pigs
Can't eat fish . . . heavy metals in the waters has poisoned their meat
Can't eat fruits and veggies . . . insecticides and herbicides
I believe that leaves Chocolate!!!

Songs about Chocolate

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