This file has humor about various countries and regions. For humor related to a particular state see the Specific Destinations file. Also see Travel and Southern Humor.

At these Fahrenheit Temperatures:

Heaven and Hell

Heaven is Where . . .
The chefs are Italian
The lovers are French
The police are English
The mechanics are German
And the Swiss keep the whole thing running.

Hell is Where . . .
The chefs are English
The lovers are Swiss
The police are German
The mechanics are French
And the Italians keep the whole thing running

You live in the Midwest when...

Rejected but Realistic State Mottos

Something to think about: Why is it called the tourist season if we can't shoot them?