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Page Toppers

  • Adventure Time
  • Along the Road
    (song by Dan Fogelberg)
  • American the Beautiful
  • America the Unusual
  • Another World
  • Are we there yet?
  • Away We Go
  • Back on the Road Again
    (song by REO Speedwagon)
  • Backstreets
    (song by Bruce Springsteen)
  • Big City
    (song by Merle Haggard)
  • Building Special memories
  • Changes in Latitudes
    (song by Jimmy Buffett)
  • City Lights
    (song by Livingston Taylor)
  • County Line
    (song by the Pousette Dart Band)
  • Crossroads
    (song by Cream)
  • Dead End Street
    (song by Lou Rawls)
  • Desert Skies
    (song by the Marshall Tucker Band)
  • Dirt Road Blues
    (song by Bob Dylan)
  • Down by the Station
  • Enchanted Journey
  • Enjoying the Ride
  • Every Day is a Winding Road
    (song by Sheryl Crow)
  • Every Which Way But Loose
  • Far Away Places (with strange sounding names)
    (song by Margaret Whiting)
  • Final Destination
  • Fly the Friendly Skies
  • Flying High
  • Foot Loose and Fancy Free
  • Forty Miles of Bad Road
    (song by Duane Eddy)
  • Free and easy
  • From Here to Eternity
  • Gateway to the World
  • Get Out the Map
    (song by Indigo Girls)
  • Go tell it on the mountain
  • Going Bye-bye
  • Going in style
  • Going Places
  • Good to Go
  • Great Adventure
  • Gulliver's Travels
  • Havin' the Time of our Lives
  • Having a wonderful time.
    Wish you were here.
  • High Plains Drifter
  • Home At Last
  • Home Away from Home
  • Home By the Sea
    (song by Genesis)
  • Homeward Bound
  • I'm Leaving on a Jet Plane
  • Incredible Journey
  • Into the Valley
    (song by Elton John)
  • I've Been Everywhere
    (song by Hank Snow)
  • The joy is in the journey,
    not at the journey's end.
  • Journey to the Center of the Earth
  • Just Plane Fun
  • Land of Confusion
    (song by Genesis)
  • Leavin' on a Jet Plane
  • The Long and Winding Road
    (song by The Beatles)
  • Long Hard Road
    (song by Maria Muldaur)
  • The Long Journey Home
  • Maps and Legends
    (song by REM)
  • Midnight at the Oasis
    (song by Maria Muldaur)
  • Motel Moments
  • No, we are not there yet
  • O, Beautiful for Spacious Skies
  • Off we go, into the wild blue yonder
  • On The Road Again
    (song by Willie Nelson)
  • On Vacation
  • One Horse Town
    (song by Dave Frishberg)
  • Our Getaway
  • Over the Hills And Far Away
    (song by Led Zeppelin)
  • Over The Mountain, Across The Sea
    (song by Johnnie and Joe)
  • Planes, Trains and Automobiles
  • Ready, set, go
  • River Deep, Mountain High
    (song by Deep Purple)
  • The Road Goes on Forever
    (song by Robert Earl Keene)
  • Road Trip
  • Roll on Down the Highway
    (song by Bachman-Turner Overdrive)
  • Room with a View
  • Rugged Route
  • Run for the Border
  • Six Days on the Road
    (song by Dave Dudley)
  • Small Town
    (song by John Mellencamp)
  • So Many Roads
    (song by Grateful Dead)
  • Take the Highway
    (song by the Marshall Tucker Band)
  • This is paradise???
  • This is some vacation
  • There are two kinds of travel -
    first class and with children.
  • Those magnificent men in their flying machines
  • Tourist Trap
  • Travel Time
  • Traveling Together
  • Two Tickets to Paradise
  • Up, Up, and Away
  • Way to Go
  • We're off
  • Westward Ho
  • What a view
  • What A Wonderful World
  • Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?
  • Wish You Were Here
  • World Traveler

Quotes



Album and Photo Tips


Vacation Album Tips

(condensed from an idea by Elsje G. CMC)

Things to Bring Along

Expanding file folder
Some one or two gallon zip lock bags
A few smaller zip lock bags
Spiral notebook and plenty of pens and pencils
Vacation Album Forms (see below on how to make them)

During the Trip:

Collect all the memorabilia you can (tickets, receipts, maps, postcards, menus, pamphlets, luggage tags, hotel door hangers, hotel stationary, business cards, labels, wrappers, flyers, coupons, napkins, foreign coins and currency, programs, invitations, etc.) Keep these things in the expanding file folder by date (the small things can be put in zip lock bags). The first space in the folder is for general memorabilia that pertains to the entire trip. One of the large ziplock bags will hold brochures, tickets, etc. for places you have not yet visited. You will move it to the expanding file after you have finished the activity.

Use your notebook all through the trip to make notes about photos you take, things you see and do, etc. Try to find some time each evening to record your thought about the day. Be sure to include unusual modes of transportation, local slang, unusual words or phrases, new recipes, etc.

On the Way Home:

Start jotting down thoughts about the trip and things that you might not have got photos of but that you want to remember.

When You're Back Home:

As you get film back label and date the photos and put them in the slots with the memorabilia for each day.

Journaling Tips:

Mention things that pertain to all of your five senses.
*Sight - architecture, people, clothing styles, landscapes, shows, hairdos, jewelry, furniture, etc.
*Sound - waves crashing, birds singing, languages, exotic animal sounds, musical instruments, etc.
*Smell - foods, restaurants, flowers, ocean air, forests, subways, local spices, exhaust fumes, etc.
*Taste - local dishes, fruits, delicacies, foreign foods, special drinks, etc.
*Touch - toes in the sand, cool water, fabric texture, cobblestone streets, cold snow, warm sun, etc.

Journal about the "mosts and bests". The most adventurous activity, funniest moment, scariest situation, exciting tour, beautiful scenery, etc. The best or favorite new food, highlight, activity, souvenir, shopping spot, beach, hotel room, etc.

Vacation Album Forms:

Make these on your computer and print off as many as you need.
At the top of the page leave a place to put the date and day of the week and other misc. info (beginning and ending mileage, etc.)
Below that info make a table. You will need four columns in the table. The number or rows will be ever how many fill a page.
The first column you will be labeled "Place Visited". It should be about 25% of the page width. The next column will be labeled "Comments and Thoughts". It should be about 50% of the page width. The next column will be labeled "Weather". It should be about 15% of the page width. The last column will be labeled "Roll#". It will take up the rest of the space and you can use it to keep track of which roll of film you are using at the time. You will need to print out one for each day of your trip and a few extra. If you plan to take a lot of photos you will want to print out more of the forms since they can be used for that purpose also.


Travel Photos

Several years ago I went on a trip to China. One of the ladies in our tour group was researching bamboo. She was looking for examples of its use and anything else about bamboo. I asked her why and she told me that she always picks something "local" to research on every trip. It adds interest to her trip. Before long all of us in the group were pointing out bamboo things. It gave us a totally new perspective on the trip. We noticed things (even non-bamboo things) that we probably would have overlooked. Examples of other ideas would be the fountains in Italy or the chimney pots in England.
Remember to take photos of people in other countries, especially the young and the old. Look for unusual things like statues but don't forget the normal everyday things like mailboxes or barns. They can be standard or creative, cared for or abandoned but everyday items have their own stories to tell.
Everyone takes photos while on their vacations but they usually miss "going on vacation." Take photos of the packing for the trip or loading the car. Pictures of the airport and the airline add interest. Take photos of the outside of your hotels or the lobbies. Close-ups of signs are great.
Be creative with your photos and poses. Gather all the memorabilia you can, you should consider getting two copies so you can crop and put it in your albums without losing the information on the back.



Page Ideas


Page Idea - Sunset

Another double layout that turned out great was all their sunset photos on the beach. We cut out a black palm tree (use the die cut for the shape) then I cut 5 x 11 strip of black, yellow, gold, peach and light blue. I tore each rectangle in half long wise, starting with the black. Put the straight edge of the black on the bottom edge of the page, then tear layers of the other colors. Place the straight edge of the next color under the black. Work on up with all the rest of the colors. When you tear the 5 x 11 in half you use the other strip for the second page. It looked like a sunset on the page with a black palm tree silhouette. Then we placed the photos on top of the sunset we had made on the page. We had a picture of her husband and it looks like he is standing under our black palm tree.


Travel Album Idea

For the first of last page of a vacation album draw an outline of the country or state(s) you visited. Make a duplicate copy of the shape. Draw a one-inch grid over the duplicate shape. Cut the pieces apart (numbering the pieces to help in reassembly). Cut the pieces from duplicate or excess photos (or cropping scraps). (Of course all the inner pieces are just 1" squares and don't require a pattern but the edge pieces will be much easier to cut with the pattern). Scenery photos work best for this. Adhere the squares to the shape on the page. For a somewhat different look you can cut the pieces a little smaller so there is a little white space between them. You can also cut the pieces free hand if you like a slightly irregular look. (Brandi)


Vacation/Daycare Idea

A few years ago I looked after my 3 granddaughters for 8 days while my daughter and son-in-law were on a cruise. It was certainly an interesting experience :-)  and I got some really great photos.
I made several pages for my daughter's album and color copied them for the girls' albums.

At the top of the first page I wrote "Mommy and Daddy went of a Cruise". I put photos of the girls at the airport and the plane taking off and decorated with palm trees, etc.
Half way down the page I wrote "and we had to stay home and help Grandma". I then took photos that made it appear they were sweeping, dusting, washing windows, drying dishes, etc.

Then did several pages of photos of them where they slept and doing lots of everyday things - plus all the special activities we did. The last page was of the trip to the airport late at night to pick up their parents. My daughter was thrilled with the pages. She had not been eager to go on the cruise and it helped her feel she had not missed so much of their lives.


from This Land Is Your Land

(words and music by Woody Guthrie ©1956 (renewed 1984), 1958 (renewed 1986) and 1970 TRO-Ludlow Music, Inc. (BMI))

Chorus:
This land is your land, this land is my land
From California, to the New York Island
From the redwood forest, to the gulf stream waters
This land was made for you and me

As I was walking a ribbon of highway
I saw above me an endless skyway
I saw below me a golden valley
This land was made for you and me
(Chorus)

I've roamed and rambled and I've followed my footsteps
To the sparkling sands of her diamond deserts
And all around me a voice was sounding
This land was made for you and me
(Chorus)

The sun comes shining as I was strolling
The wheat fields waving and the dust clouds rolling
The fog was lifting a voice come chanting
This land was made for you and me
(Chorus)

Use whatever parts of this song are appropriate for your vacation. Or put the entire song on the title page of a Vacation Album. America the Beautiful" is another song that works well with vacation photos.



Vacation ABC's

A - Adventure, Airplane, All aboard!, Alone-time, Amazing, Aquarium, Automobile
B - Baseball, Bathing Suits, Beach, Beach Ball, Beautiful, Beverages, Bike, Binoculars, Birds, Boat, Bon Voyage, Boogie Board, Breakdown (always happens on road trips), Bridge, Bus
C - Cabin, Cable cars, Cactus, Calypso, Canyon, Camera, Camping, Car, Carnival, City, Cold, Country, Cows, Crabbin', Crabs, Cruise, Culture, Currency
D - Dance, Desert, Dialect, Disneyland, Disney World, Down under, Dramamine, Drive
E - Eat, Everyone, Excited
F - Family, Fair, Farm(s), Ferry, Festivities, Festival, Field, Fish, Fishing, Forrest, Fresh air, Friends, Fun
G - Games, Gas station, Getaway, Grandparents, Grand, Great
H - Hawaii, Hike, Holiday, Home sweet home, Horseshoe crabs, Hot, Hotel, Houseboat, Hunting, Hula
I - Ice, Ice Cream, Island, Itinerary
J - Jelly fish, Jet, Jet lag, Jet skis, Journal, Journey
K - Kangaroo, Kids, Kodak moment
L - Lagoon, Lake, Land, Landmark, Lei, Lobster (eating one or being one(Sunburn)), Local flavor, Lost, Luau, Luggage
M - Map, Marshmallows, Memories, More ____ (anything you saw a lot of on your trip), Motor home, Mountains, Museum, Music
N - Nature, Nautical
O - Ocean, On Board!
P - Palm tree, Paradise, Parasailing, Passport, Picnic, Pit stop, Plane, Port, Postcard
Q - Quaint, Queen, Quiet
R - Relax, Reservations, Resort, Rest, Restaurant, Rest Stop, Retreat, Reunion, Road sign(s), Road trip,
Roller Coaster
S - Sabbatical, Sailboat, Sailing, Sand, Sand castles, Sand dollar, Scenic route, Sea, Sea shells, Serene, Ship, Shopping, Short cut, Show, Sight-seeing, Skyline, S'mores, Snow, Snorkeling, Spa, Starfish, Sunburn, Sunset, Sunrise, Sunny, Sunscreen, Suntan, Surf, Surfboard, Swim, Swimming Pool
T - Tan, Tent, Theme park, Ticket, Toll Booth, Tour Guide, Tourists, Train, Travel, Tropical, Truck(s), Tunnel, Turnpike
U - Umbrellas, Unbelievably gorgeous!, Unique
V - Vacation, VCR, Video, View, Volleyball, Voyage
W - Watch me!, Water, Waves, Weather, Whales, Wild animals, Wild flowers
X - X-ray (airline security), Xylophone
Y - Yummy food, Yellowstone Yosemite
Z - Zany sunglasses, Zebra, Zoo

Don't forget the state or country or names of places you visited!



Travel Humor



Helpful Hints for the Inexperienced Traveler


Traveling with Children

(Erma Bombeck)

Many parents have written to me about the horrors of the family vacation. Some of the letters are so vehement in their criticism and sadistic in their solutions, I feel I should outline some of the laws throughout the country regarding the vacationing family.
The Abandon-Child Law: It is illegal in 47 states to leave a child in a restroom and pretend it was a mistake. Maryland and Utah are sympathetic to parents if they can produce a doctor's certificate showing mental deterioration caused by the trip. Alaska (which is quite permissive) allows a mild sedation for the children.
The New Jersey versus Kidder Law: It is illegal on the New Jersey turnpike for a child to hang out of a car window and make a noise like a siren. A decision on this was handed down in 1953, after 45 cars (including 3 police cruisers) pulled over to the side of the road and tied up traffic for 52 hours.
The Key Decision: All 50 states have rulings regarding children who collect rest room keys as souvenirs. One of the stiffer penalties is feeding a child a quart of Gatorade and putting him outside a locked door until a key shows up.
The No-fault Litter Law: Vehicles bearing families are not permitted to stop in the downtown area of cities having populations of 450,000 or more to look for a gym shoe that someone threw out of the moving vehicle. It is suggested that mothers put name tapes and full addresses on both shoes.
Anti-noise Laws: Nearly every city (including three ghost towns in Arizona) has noise pollution laws. If, in fact, your vacationers have two radios playing at full volume, a barking dog and a father screaming, "Would anyone believe we didn't have to get married?" and can be heard with all the car windows up, everyone in the car can be arrested.
Safe Driving Law: It is unlawful to inflate a 20-foot life raft in a sedan blocking Daddy's view of the road, braid his hair while he is driving in the mountains, or tie his shoes together when he is going through a tunnel.
New FCS (Food and Comfort Service) has issued a motion soon to be voted upon by local legislatures that drivers must stop a minimum of every 12 hours for food and comfort. Failure to do this gives occupants of the car the right to declare mutiny and replace the driver at the next service exit.